Chapter 1

Now this is a story, all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, tell you all the action
'Bout a boy band with a name, called One Direction

Somewhere in Ireland, born and raised
In a restaurant was where he'd spend most of his days
Munching' up enjoying his meal from Nando's
While his momma is buying him a steak from the steakhouse
When a couple of bitches, who messed with his food
Started making trouble in his neighbourhood
He said "I want to kill 'em" but his mom took action
She said "You're moving to the UK and joining One Direction!"

There's also a tan guy, with lots of tattoos
Not even joking, he gave me bumps like a goose
Another boy with curly, brown hair looks protective
His first ever quote line was 'Simple but effective'

Then there's the smart guy, who is a lot more than cute
He is funny as hell and looks good in a suit
The final one's my brother who invents different hypes
He made everyone wear red pants and a top with stripes

These are the boys I fell deeply in love with
And made this rap together with the help of Will Smith
Now watch out, cause you'll get the infection
That's what they do to you, yeah, One Direction