Making love to an inanimate object

If you know me in real life, I'd prefer if you not read further. It WILL save a lot of explaining.

When Draco discovers his love for Apple is mutual, he doesn't know what to think... or do. Apple, fortunately knows at least one person in the immediate vicinity who she can do.

This story should not exist, I'm sorry to anyone who reads this with even a little bit of innocence.

Read with caution!