Chapter One: Jeice Brings Back a Problem

The Ginyu Force has returned from a battle on New Namek. They land on Earth. But, Jeice brought home with him a big problem. What will he tell Frieza? WARNING: CONTAINS LINES OF EXTREME STRANGENESS AND WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF THIS STORY. I AM NOT CLAIMING TO OWN ANY DBZ CHARACTERS. All rights and ownership go to Akira Toriyama. By the way- this story is strange. You've been warned. ;)