Now available as a paperback, with three full page illustrations of glorious mermaids and numerous fishy printer's ornaments. www.mermaid1.uk for links. Would you know what to do if a mermaid turned up in your bath? Neither did Lionel. A tale of love, mermaids and altered consciousness with also a lot of jokes. From Amazon around the world and all good bookshops. The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.