Welcome To My Reality

''Who's Gabby?'' Kaden asks.

'I told you my drug dealer''

''No she's not, your drug dealer wouldn't be waking you up in the mornings'' He sighs effortlessly pointing out the flaw in my lie.

''Well my drug dealer is super nice so'' I tell him.

''Stop avoiding the question Vanessa'' Kaden tells me a stern and serious look plastered on his stupid looking face.

''What question?'' I ask playing it off as if I didn't know what he was talking about. Kaden's stare intensifies his eyes narrowing in on me, we sit in silence for a moment, feeling his stare.

''Okay fine" I break. "I have a partner in crime, we rob banks together." Kaden's face drops. " at least we're not kidnapping people'' pointing my index finger at Kaden. He knows what he did.

''ive also burried a body before too'' I say sarcastically.

''VanessaI want the truth'' Kaden's voice a calm one, his hand making its way to his nose pinching the bridge of it trying to remain calm.

''okay fine I will tell you everything about Gabby'' I roll my eyes. Kaden's eyes light up upon my agreement to corporate. ''Gabby is a living organism who lives on planet earth so yes technically she does live with me because she lives on the same planet as me. Donald Trump also lives with me along with the queen of England'' I say smiling cheekily at my response. Kaden lost all hope leaving being an unimpressed expression clearly not satisfied with my answer. if he has a problem with my answer he can put in my suggestion box, and to get to the suggestion box you take a left turn on who gives a crap street and then keep going till you fall off a cliff right into hell where he belongs.