One - Closet

Who will reveal the true identity of Celery Patch? Will it be the ever obvious and equally withdrawn Cake Frosting? The mysterious, quick thinking Swan Rivers? Or will it be Celery's boyfriend Frank who has no idea what just happened to who and why?

Following a story set two days in the past, will the characters get a grip and hold on tight, or fall to a whole new low?

I came, I saw, I watched Scruffy take a wizz on the park bench.