I Meet A Murderous Softball Coach

Hera is fed up with Zeus! When they first got married he promised to be faithful to her and not take anymore wives. Well he must have been crossing his fingers because he has had MANY more wives and Hera is on her last nerve. The last time she tried to have a kid without him didn't turn out so well, no offense Hephaestus, so she decided after millennia of contemplating, that she would break her vows also and see how he liked it. Hera was getting really tired of having to think up new and creative ways to kill Zeus's girlfriends anyway. She knew that if she tried to have a kid with any of the other gods that they would tell Zeus, so that left the queen of the gods no choice but to resort to...a mortal.