Description
"I haven't hit my kill quota yet please help me I'm new to the agency" AU* "You weren't supposed to see me shoot your boss and now I have to kidnap you sorry" AU* "Your dating my little sister and Your from my rival agency and we recognize each other FUCK" AU* "That one night stand you had last night? Yeah that's your target now" AU* "We are both Assassins living together and I keep waking up to Dead bodies in the kitchen can you not" AU* "So I was hired to kill this guy but ended up rescuing you in the process and I could get fired but hi there you're a cutie" AU* "Wait you were hired to kill this guy, too???" AU "Okay but why didn't anyone tell me my target is also a trained killer???" AU "All my Intel said you wouldn't be back from your trip but you just walked in on me using your flat as a sniper nest uh oh" AU "I'm not sure I'm going to kill you yet, but first, either way, what did you do to piss off the Canadians so much?" AU (Not in that order) Minor sexual themes and mentions/descriptions of death, you have been warned. Cover art by http://kiwa007.deviantart.com/ Check out my Cryaotic/Reader Book, Glitched! https://www.wattpad.com/story/50762708-glitched-cryaotic-x-reader (Squeal coming soon)
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