Rules and Prizes (read please!)

We all know how this works. Name the cat who's bio I post. Whoever comes up with the best name gets the taste of glory and bragging rights (meaning you can openly ridicule the other names in a hilarious way in the next chapter--of course, no true insults because we don't want actual hurt feelings here). Have fun!

*Disclaimer* I don't own this concept--dunno who came up with it first.
I also don't own any of the images used.