Part 1: new skool in tawn

Laurence, a new transfer student to memorial high school,
He hopes to have a an animu laifu full of waifu, but he realizes two twats called Erection and Evanescence
(Oops)
I mean Eric and Evan
Are the two most shounen cunts in skool
Two rivals for the ultimate pussy magnet
Watch as he competes by throwing shit everywhere.