Intro and Thanks

On another publishing cite I was asked by a fan to write a self fiction story. So I talked to some friends and got permission to use their names and likenesses and I just went with it...sooooo...here is your plot:
Five people, one multiverse, weird languages that somehow everyone thinks is based off of the lord of the rings series even though that's totally uncreative and bull shit, a hidden message and an after word to explain it! SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!! Take a journey through the mind and thought of the author Aspidia as him and his friends are transported to the universe of his boooooooooks! Remember that even though this intro is goofy that their is really an important message that we all can learn from!!!!