ANOTHER 'About me' section?

I like to complain, a lot. So much, in fact, that if I got a euro for every time I ranted about something, I'd have enough money to go on a cruise, at least twice a year. Salty is my middle name, so if your food is ever lacking that sodium chloride, just check out my rants.

You might get a heart attack, but that's not my problem.

Feel free to PM me with any topics you think I should rant about. Oh, and don't forget to bring those unseasoned fries.

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