Luke & Ro

"I'm gonna die!" Harry yelped out in pain as the kids tackled him to the floor, swaying the swords I just bought for them in his body.

"Go for the crotch, darlings. Go for the crotch." I instructed, picking up at my nails. They turned to look at me and grin, shooting me a toothless smile.

"Why do you all hate me!" He yelled dramatically as they swing straight to Harry's crotch.

I knew I did the right thing to buy the swords.