Description
Poncy Boggs has always thought that she was destined for more. Apparently, so did some higher being. Lord Baddie is bent on the domination of a pint-sized town by the name of Fenric Valley--and, so it seems, for no good reason. Poncy must travel beyond boundaries she didn't even know existed to prevent Baddie from destroying her home and neighbors. Venture with her as she goes on a quest of self-discovery, magic, and (naturally) true love. Or is it? Inspired by the hundreds of fantasy cliches, Hark: A Hauteur will have you cheering for a third party: in which the characters would just cease their bickering and all go home. Dear reader, it doesn't end there. It never does. *There is mild language and crude humor, if that's not your thing, it's probably best not to read. That said, any and all criticism will be terribly helpful.*
Chapter 1
