Description
Do not be fooled by the cover, this isn't a PHANfiction. Do not be fooled by the title, this isn't really that fluffy. Or like, happy. I suck at descriptions... so lets Fall Out Boy this crap. ^By that I mean write meaningful shat that no one understands. Ever. In the world. And anyone that does should be approached with caution. Anywho.... Roll film! Well, book... LOTS OF SWEARING WARNING POSSIBLE SEXUAL WARNING If you care, there's a warning. I do not own the rights to any of the real life characters, movies, plays, shows, quotes, lyrics, songs, bands, brands, places that I reference in this story. Copyright: I'm too lazy. But I trust you, so please don't steal my story I worked really hard on it. Don't let me down. Apologies: -This is a really long description. -I wasted a lot of your time Sorry Adios Hasta Luego Domingo en fuego I think I lost my halo Liar liar el pantalones en fuego My lungs will PHIL and then deflate They PHIL with fire
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