The job offer

Dipper was back in Gravity Falls with Mabel, this year. Now 20 years old, Dipper permanently lives in Gravity Falls. Trying to find an interesting job, Dipper gets hired as a nurse, at the local insane asylum. All he does is take notes for the actual doctors, it's actually quite boring, until one day a blonde patient with one eye asks for him...

(In this story Bill is human, and Dipper and Bill have never met)