Chapter One: Ryan

Twenty five year old cult leader, Ryan Ross is mystified when a lawyer named Brendon Urie comes over to his town, where he rules supreme and talks to him about being sued by a man named Patrick Stump.

Meanwhile, Frank Iero and Gerard Way are attempting to get married in Rossville. They can't get married because they assume that it's because they're gay, it's actually because Ryan is a lazy asshole.

Mikey is trying to help Pete and Patrick sue Ryan so that his brother can get married, Ryan would get fined, and he would have to leave. Then the town would have no leader and his brother could finally get married and get the fuck out of the house.