Happy as Heck,

HI. THANKS FOR READING. This is a really cool Fanfiction so don't kill me ;-; /.\ Basically Christian Novelli got me really sad because I know he'll never love me *cries and eats ice cream*, so I decided that I'd just pour out emotions into here. Aaaand, before you ask: "Omg how the heck did this amazing person come up with such entertaining events loolololl!!1!" Dear lord Jesus I hope you don't do that, but some of this stuff actually happened to me, and I just kind of switch them around and put it in here because I'm that awful don't attack my face please ;~;