Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Storybrooke

A few things may have to relate to Fairytale Land. It's like Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, but with Once Upon A Time! Caution: This is not a serious fic by any stretch of the imagination. Your sanity may be severely damaged. You have been warned...

3/26/15: So, I started this when I was a 13-year-old fetus/crazy fangirl/just-got-tumblr writer. I'd like to think that my style has matured a little bit since then, and I don't really do the fanfiction thing anymore, but I saw all the nice (mostly old) comments on this, and I missed doing this. Plus, I still love the show. So I figured I'd come back and add some more rules. After all, there's just SO much more that could go wrong in Storybrooke...