First Official Show

This is where I will be uploading my newest jokes and hoping to find the ones that are good. And, just so you know, these aren't joke-book jokes or knock-knock jokes. These are one-liners and stories straight from my mind. Be kind, but be honest. Tell me which ones you like and which ones aren't as good so I can weed them out. And as a bonus, every time I do a show, I will post the video here. DFTBA!
-Julius