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Well..........Uuumm..........why am I even trying??? Well all I can say is.....uuuuuu.........the title says it all.

*Sneak Peek* (Don't know if that's the right peek.....oh well)

Teacher: What does a fluffy chicken give you?

Children: Eggs.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Children: Bacon.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Children: Homework.