Prologue

"The day I was born, stars shot down to earth, planets fell out of alignment, the world stopped revolving and destiny ran for its life." My name is Tamara Eloise Daley but you can call me TED.

I like to think that I had this impact on the world, but clearly none of this happened. I turned 18 and everything changed. Hot doctors, old flames, new friends, bad guys and top of everything my own problems. The world itself began to change.

This is my story of how I evolved. A personal recount of my life as a girl, in the form of a diary, my best friend. And when I may succumb to the inevitable labour of mortal life, she will be written in history as 'the diary of a chubby girl', Chubby just being a nicer word for fat.