Pilot

One unfaithful step-mother, one mean girl with a secret to hide, and a terminally ill golfer make for an interesting story. Add the rambunctious milkman, a care-bear toting stalker and one deluded detective and you've got yourself a case.

Minor mentions of depression, suicide and adultery.

Dedicated to @-moderne for creating this wonderful cover and being all-round wholesome. <3