NUMERO UNO (AGAIN)

Well, I wasn't planning on a second one. But I guess Wattpad realized I was finally over the part limit. *sob*. So I'll copy the description now.
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My weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness!

And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)