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A Big Beautiful Woman.
A Jerk with A Heart of Gold.
Slap-Slap-Kiss.
Unresolved Sexual Tension.
Wouldn't you read it?

Due to random universe warping-shenanigans, Simone Sumpter is now rooming with Humanity's Strongest. He's a hot angsty piece of ass, but Simone can't focus on that because the government is hot on he and the Survey Corps' scent, making the dimension hop seem not so random. Will Simone and Levi make out? Will they ever bump uglies? Why is Simone such a perv? Why are these the only questions being addressed? Find out in A Shitty Love!