Author's Note

This is a silverware version of classic books. Don't judge. This is supposed to be funny. I came up with this while I was sugar high and I acted it out with actual utensils by candlelight on the spot. Yeah. Sorry for any copyright infringement. Sorry if this is really bad. Leave ideas in the comments if you have ideas. I'm suprised you actually want to read this. If you like it, thanks. If you don't like it then thanks anyway. Yep.