Babysitting Sucks, Retail Must Suck Less - Right?

Crazy people like to shop.

A fact of retail life learned by my fifteen year old self while working at my first "real" job at a small town discount store. When you're the only place to shop in an isolated town, you become a mecca for all sorts of people who need to buy stuff - including weirdos, creeps and terrible people who should NEVER leave their lairs.

True stories from a true store, a true retail newbie thrilled to be making $5.50 an hour; who quickly decides that a few bucks a night is not enough money to deal with bargain-hungry zombies!