Authors Note

A little humor, a sprinkling of excitement, a drop of sarcasm and a dash of kindness all mixed together in one huge bowl = ME!!!!!!!!!
Just in case you are not happy with the results, you can always opt for my brainy big sister, or her funny twin brother and probably the best choice (if you are ill tempered and looking for a big mouth) my little sister. TA DAH!!!
You should have swapped me while you still had the chance. But seeing as all goods are not refundable, we are now stuck together...