Comeback #1

Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks!

Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks-for-killer-insults/*