Ezra Finds Out What A Phone Is

Whats one thing that the Rebels like almost as much as rebelling against the Empire? Texting, of course.

WARNING: randomness and references

WARNING 2: it gets really weird towards the end okay

WARNING 3: DO NOT READ. RUN WHILE YOU CAN. THIS IS HELL ON EARTH. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, RUN.

HIGHEST RANKINGS:
#46 in Humor (6/2/16)
#84 in Random (11/3/16)

DISCLAIMER: Guess what?! I... wait for it... don't own Star Wars Rebels! :o Shocker!

©lothcatwillow