Chapter 1

THIS WAS A DARE! I REPEAT, THIS WAS A DARE! I WAS DARED TO WRITE THIS, AND I AIN'T NO PANSY! Just thought I should clarify. Anyway, real summary. You woke up in an unreal world, where everything was viewed as a silly little game. You're stuck with amnesia, and you're shocked out you were a piece of bacon. You're all alone, until the heroic breakfast brigade show up. Then you meet...him. Bacon Man. ONCE AGAIN! THIS WAS A DARE!