CHAPTER ONE: SUICIDE TEXT

Multiple one-shots of our dear twiggy bastard dying in horrific ways. He has been neglecting our wishes of both dying and giving us our snacks soo yeah. He's gonna just die multiple. We don't give a shit about him at all. But we don't want him to get hurt severely so here is the next best thing. No hate please though. This is just our mutual feelings about him. Enjoy public people! Witness what a horrible person our twiggy bastard is.