We Can't Go on Tour Without a Bassist

"Hello?"
"Ronny?"
"Yeah."
"It's Andrew."
"Oh, Andy. What's up?"
"So I have a job for you except you might have to do a few things to yourself to get it."
"It's been so long since I've had a job I'd do anything."
"You might have to cut your hair."
"That's no problem. How short?"
"You know Tony Hicks from the Hollies?"
"Yeah. I love them."
"Cut it that short or shorter. When was the last time you had you eyebrows were done? Are they sorta thick?"
"Yeah, do I need to get them plucked?"
"No, leave it. That'll be just perfect. How do you look in a suit?"
"Excuse me?"
"A suit."
"I've never worn one."
"There's a first time for everything."

This story has very little basis in fact, it's just me messing around with an idea.