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"And do you, Mark Edward Fischbach, take Sean William McLoughlin, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

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"Can we go somewhere cool for our honeymoon?"

"Like where?"

"The couch."

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"I wonder what she's like, Mark."

"Me too, Jack. We'll see her soon enough."

"Do you think she'll have dimples?"

"Maybe. What if her eyes match yours?"

"Then I would be the happiest guy alive."

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"PAPA! DAD TOOK MY COMPUTER MOUSE!"

"Then get another one!"

"HE HID ALL OF THEM!"