In Which a Refrigerator Entertains a Madman

One madman.
One rich wannabe assassin.
One soft policeman.
And their supervising adult (who's really their age, so how did she get this job and how does she get out of it?)

This is the story of four idiots and their quirky adventure trying to find the kidnapped fairy princess, which they will do by bartering with a tooth fairy... or three... stealing numerous magical objects, crossing snowy mountains, fighting several monsters who want to kill them (including each other), and all that before dinner. Okay, okay, no dinners.