My ᔕᗴჯᎩ Mommy?

Smile dito, smile doon. Pose dito, pose doon. Rampa dito, rampa doon. Yan ang buhay ko.
I’m popularly known as Jasmin Cruz. The most beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hottest and the sexiest lady of all times.
But wait. Yaya dito, yaya doon? NO WAY!
And, I’m a mommy? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING RIGHT?!