1. Who Doesn't Love Explosions?

NOT A FANFIC FROM THE TV SHOW.
My name is Allison DeMontagne: certified genius, criminal mastermind, and international thief. I have performed heists on every continent before disappearing without a trace. I can think up seventeen different ways to disable a burglar alarm in the time it takes you to type out an email. Every important figure in the criminal underworld knows my name.
I am fifteen years old.