This book.

Hey there person of the universe. How are you doing? I'm great in fact so great that i'm going to write a book about 101 things that can go wrong. There are many things that can go wrong, but i'm going to pick out 101 stupid, funny and weird things that can go wrong. So buckle up and get ready to be launched into a whole load of nonsense as I educate you about 101 things that can go terribly wrong! Enjoy :)