in the islands of the east, kelly was born on a frigid, delightful morning: that day was adorn. the couple was happy: the oldest looked petrified because now he had to deal with three little devils that were going to make him paranoid on so many levels. in which a kelly tells her tale of becoming da bomb. lowercase intended theme song: can't touch this by mc hammer © copyright 2016. all rights reserved. warning: may be offensive. please don't read if you can't respect others' opinions.