WHY ARE YOU MINE????

Poor Ricky, was waiting to find his mate. There was an image in his mind, of how she would look and how she would behave. Yes, he fancied a homemaker, demure and soft spoken. Guess he was watching to many old sitcoms

Into his life came a fireball, full of sass and with a body to die for. To his horror she's not afraid to flaunt it.

Will he accept the fire ball, or will he go up in flames???