SLEEP! AND CHOCOLATE!

Seriously?!? Why me? I mean, my life is completely normal! Sorta. Anywho, all I did was get a little paranoid and this is what I get? Really? I mean, I'm sorry for not paying attention in socials class but I don't think that means I deserve to be kidnapped. And by a jerk who doesn't care that I need sleep. Bad things happen when I don't sleep. Also when I get sugar. Mmm sugar. Stop it!

Alright, I hope you enjoy my book. It's not as random when you get into it. Well not quite.