•Listen Up Homies•

Since when did eggs become fate?

It just so happens, that the smallest thing can make a big effect on two hearts.
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He shot another egg at her house."One more." He whispered to his friends and turned back to the house to see a very angry looking girl.

"It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm being egged by some idiots?" She questioned to herself.

But when she looked up, it wasn't who was egging her that surprised her, it was the spiraling egg coming towards her direction.

Splat.
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(THIS IS NOT A COPY OF PAPER TOWNS, EGGS, PAPER SAILS, ETC.)