Prologue

"you think you're hilarious, don't you."

"actually my dear, I know I'm hilarious."

"oh yeah? what else do you know?"

"well, i know for a fact that you fancy me."

{ a particular prankster, fred weasley, who figured his jokes could somehow win the heart of a particular intellectual, alice colden, who figured her knowledge could knock some sense into winning the fool's heart.