Acknowledgments

So I'm a weird little chicken

That doesn't mean I'm not a bad ass chicken

Wait no that didn't make sense....

You know what I kick butt and I do it in style so if you wanna read my story here's a warning.

It might be cliché, has a lot of swearing and a lot of

Mwmwmwmwmw

That was supposed to be making out but you probably won't get that sooooo.......

What are you still doing?

Read on then.....

Oh my dear monkey balls start reading the chapter