Calling In - Sal x Reader

xReaders for you to enjoy with all of the boys. Some are SFW, so I'll include a smut warning when they aren't.

These will be mostly one shots (with an occasional follow-up) also posted on my tumblr: impractical-fiction.tumblr.com

If you have requests, feel free to leave them in the comments or as an ask on my tumblr page. I WILL NOT DO JOKER/JOKER PAIRINGS. I know some of you really like that. Good for you. Whatever gets you going, I guess. There are plenty of other places you can request that, but not here sorry :)