Repeat Offender

"You're such a clod."
"Heh well you're such a prissy, green nerd."
"You're short."
"Well you're shorter."
"Well you're-
"-you're a chip."
"Ugh! You're supposed to pause in order for me to make my rebuttal!"
"Actually, I don't have to do anything, got it Peri?"
"Argh! Why don't you play by... wait, you don't play by anyone's rules, do you?"
"Nope."
"Interesting..."

Peridot has a *lot* of things to learn about Earth. Could Amethyst be a good teacher or would they just cause utter chaos for the Gems? Find out in "Dissed" an Amedot fanfic.