Introduction

High School sucks.

That's my motto for the mean time. Yeah, I have this thing where for a short period of time I have a motto for my life.

My name is Jade Mensa and I live with my dad. I have one friend, her name is Bullet. She's my best friend and a feline and I love her.

I have to warn you that my life is extremely boring so you can stop reading now if you want to. No hard feelings but I will appear in your dreams dressed like Barack Obama in a drag queen attire and a pickaxe to kill you. Seriously.
Did I also mention that I stammer?

Join me on my not so exciting adventures with a girl that keeps me hot and cold, twins who want to kill me and a best friend with a secret that will change everything.
Oh and I'm a guy...