Chapter 1: Jabba's a Dirty Slut

(Warning: the following screenplay may be taken offensively by some readers. If it does, stop reading. You have been warned.)
Years into the future, Finn and Rey fall in love and end up married. Rey gives birth to a beautiful baby boy- who will grow up to do great things. Will he find true love? Will he become a great Jedi like his ancestors before him? Follow this fanfic series to find out. (Btw- this story is written in screenplay format because I'm a screenplay writer.. Not an author.)