"Users in YOUR area!"

Mabel makes Dipper sign up for a uncommon "dating" website. The thing that sticks out most about this website is that profiles don't show names or pictures of the user. He ends up meeting someone who he starts to really like.

After years of being absolutely and utterly alone as a human, Bill decides to try to use a website to find someone to at least talk to. Bill thinks the whole thing is stupid... But, he ends up meeting someone who he starts to really like.

(Contains BillDip, teen!Dipper, and teen human!Bill. Takes place after Weirdmageddon has ended and everyone is okay. Inspired by the song "Personal" by Stars.)