intro+tags+trigger warnings

"Have you ever seen Mean Girls?"
"Well duh"
"Okay, well they're like The Plastics of this school. Niall Horan is the Karen Smith, Calum Hood is the Gretchen Wieners, and Louis Tomlinson..he's the Regina George. Maybe a bit worse. If Regina George as Chanel Oberlin from Scream Queens ever had a bitchy twink for a kid, it'd be Louis."

(Okay at first I had intentions of making this a Larry+Mean Girls tribute but I kinda flaked out. Sincerest apologies to Lexiiiii)